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A treat? You're not f*cking a treat from the door when they see you standing there, what then?

What are you trying to say?

Well, you're not the world's fittest man, are you?

I'm close to it.

Close to it?

Yeah.

I'd never talk to Chris, aye.

Yeah, well, let me show you around.

F*ck you!

Oi!

What was that, G?

It was Jim. Don't like anybody disturbing me when he's milking the dog.

Milking a dog?

Yeah.

Fcking good for you.

Want a cup of tea?

Er, not just now, aye.

Milk share?

F*ck off.

Look at this then. Look what I've got here.

You know, when Rocky went back to his roots, he went in that old gym.

And got all sweaty and dirty shit.

Well, this is what we're doing here.

I've got my weights. I've got my bar.

Dumbbell.

No, it's a f*cking weight bar.

I didn't name the bloody equipment.

Anyway.

Look at this, I've got. You know what this is?

What's that then?

Pumping iron?

What are you f*cking laughing at?

Pumping iron, yeah?

We're in all in. Everything we need.

We can't do it like this though, can we?

Just needs a bit of work.

You can't do it dressed like this.

No, no, I'll have to go and get changed. Have you got what you give?

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